i eat all the things nom nom nom nom

torrilla:

Tom Hiddleston and Tilda Swinton as Adam and Eve in Only Lovers Left Alive [100x UHQ]

(via lokiperfection)

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The bright lure of freedom diminishes your life’s joy in a mad scramble for power, for identity. You were made to be ruled. In the end, you will always kneel.

(Source: captainsteves, via grhamwill)

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johnlockporn:

maxkennedy24:

Sherlock BBC - purple shirt of sex

Yes, yes. First the shirt. Then…

johnlockporn:

maxkennedy24:

Sherlock BBC - purple shirt of sex

Yes, yes. First the shirt. Then…

(via lokis-army-at-221b)

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thecorinediaries:

prewetts:

jordanleeemerson:

secretgaygent:

rnints:

imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”

GO CHOP SOME LUMBER

"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"

"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."

(via artistic-procrastinator)

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